Actual Quotes from U.S. Presidents (Funny!)?

Question by bachwiz18: Actual Quotes from U.S. Presidents (Funny!)?
“It’s no exaggeration to say the undecides could go one way or another.” -George H. W. Bush

“People who like this sort of thing will find this the sort of thing they like.” -Abraham Lincoln

“I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family.” -George W. Bush

“There is a mandate to impose a voluntary return to traditional values.” -Ronald Reagan

“This is still the greatest country in the world if we just steel our wills and lose our minds.” -Bill Clinton

“If Lincoln were alive today, he’d roll over in his grave.” -Gerald Ford

“When a great many people are unable to find work, unemployment results.” -Calvin Coolidge

“Solutions are not the answer.” -Richard Nixon

(from Reader’s Digest, Feb. 2007 edition)

Best answer:

Answer by mandy l
not funny

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