ESPN COMMENTs RELEASED FOR NBA PLAYER CASE!!!!?

Question by ESPN NEWS: ESPN COMMENTs RELEASED FOR NBA PLAYER CASE!!!!?
ESPN HAS JUST RELEASED THESE STATMENTS MADE FROM UMAIR ASLAM AT A PRESS CONFRENCE HELD AT A LOCAL DALLAS POLICE DEPARTMENT IN DALLAS,TEXAS WHERE UMAIR ASLAM RESIDES.
“I want to start off by saying i apologize to my fans about these falsey claimed charges they have been hearing.My fans have always been supported me since the day i got drafted untill now even though i havent played a single game.Now i want to let my fans and the media know what all this is about.The client of attorney Thomas Rogers has filed claims against me that he is sick,wait he is VERY sick ha ha because of complains i filed against him for frauds and scams he tried to use on me.If you actually read the statements Mr.Thomas released it says the scams and fraudlent activites i tried on him when the only thing i did was file multiple complains to the FBI,USSS,FSC,Interpol and the EFCC.Now what he is trying to do is use his little headache or fever he got (aahhhaha) man,whoo,use this headache against me that i caused it?Ahahah man this is hilarious.This is gonna go down as one of the most stupidest and dummest charges ever filed against anyone.Although the FBI,USS,FSCand the Interpol never took any action to detain Mr.Oxford Brain,who told me his real name was Steve James Oxford when we met,he is now trying to get my money?Does Mr.Thomas have ANY IDEA of who has as his client?He is one of the biggest scammers from Lagos,Nigeria.Ahaaha Ahhaha this is just so stupid how in the world are you gonna file charges against me for some very high fever or whatever that was caused by me and what i did was file complains against you because you kept trying to scam me and do fraudlent activites on me!!!This is so hilarious.Aint no way in hell im responding back to them i have no business in this its now gonna be upto the FBI to arrest Mr.”John Oxford Brain” for scams he used agianst me.Hey you know what,now that he is here in America,and that too probably with stolen credit cards and fake id,BINGO!Im sitting here spittin out the facts how he got here and how the hell is his name John Oxford Brain?The dude is a scam himself and he is here now trynna scam the court system here.And how did Mr.THomas accept this client?Yea yea you see doesnt that raise eyebrows ahah.I think the FBI or CIA,the two agencies Mr.THomas is going to report to in 5days because im not contacting them ever,i think they should go check on them right now because they maybe packing their bags trying to get out of this country right now.Well maybe not Mr.Thomas but Mr.”James Oxford Brain” is…ahha what kinda name is Brain i mean if your gonna use stolen id’s or fake id’s and stole credit cards at least choose another name than Brain it makes you sound like a heavy bagged eye scientist mixxing formulas all night long..aahhaha man this is hilarious.Anyways no questions at this time maybe later when this “case” develops ahahha thanks ya’ll”
These are the comments that were released earlier in the day by the AP from Attorney Roger Thomas.

We are solicitor to Mr John Oxford Brain, and you have been reported to us for all the scams and fraudulent activities you tried on our client.

Your information and your personal picture are well saved and you are advised to contact us back within 5 working days before we report you to the CIA and FBI of the states for legal action.

Our Client is very sick and we are totally aware that you are the main caused of his fever according to his personal assistant. You have been accused of fraudulent and criminal activities under the sub (section: ) UNITED STATES CODE ANNOTATED TITLE 18. CRIMES AND CRIMINAL PROCEDURE PART I–CRIMES CHAPTER 47–FRAUD AND FALSE STATEMENTS

Waiting your earliest reply.
Thomas Rogers.

Best answer:

Answer by kevin m
sports. suck.

stop throwing away your life. now.

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