Henry Ford Goes To Heaven !!!?

Question by Sangy .: Henry Ford Goes To Heaven !!!?
At the gates, Saint Peter tells Ford, “Well, you’ve been such a good guy and your invention of the car changed the world. As a reward, you can hang out with anyone you want in Heaven.”

So, Henry Ford thinks about it and says, “I want to hang out with Adam, the first man.”

So, Saint Peter points Adam out to Ford.

When Ford gets to Adam, Ford asks, “Hey, aren’t you the inventor of women?”

Adam says, “Yes.”

“Well,” says Ford, “You have some major design flaws in your invention:1) There is too much front end protusion, 2) It chatters at high speeds, 3) The rear end wobbles too much and … 4) The intake is too close to the exhaust.”

“Hmmmmm,” says Adam, “hold on.”

So, Adam goes to the celestial computer, types a few keystrokes and waits for the results.

The computer prints out a slip of paper and Adam reads it.

He then says to Ford, “It may be that my invention is flawed but, according to the stellar computer, more men are riding my invention than yours!”

Best answer:

Answer by locomonohijo
Barely humourous, but wasn’t Henry Ford facist, why did he go to heaven? Even if you are goign on the idea of him inventing the car, he screwed over our environment!

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