If I invented a time machine, which of this you would do?

Question by Adia Azrael: If I invented a time machine, which of this you would do?
Which of these would you want to:

1. See the Big Bang, “Wow!”
2. Meet the Dinosaurs! “Oooh….”
3. Surf with Noah~ “Far out.”
4. Party with Jesus of Nazareth! “I like.”
5. Get to know Charles Darwin! “Dude, what do I ask him?”
6. Poke Hitler! “Great fun.”
7. Drop George W. Bush on his head when he was a kid! “Well he was a brat.”
8. See World War 3(Future Pak)! “Pretty.”

(Disclaimer: Do not squish anything during Jurassic period, might change history. Do not bring Jesus Christ back to present day, might trigger Apocalypse.)

Best answer:

Answer by ZER0 C00L part deux
I’m fairly certain 7 has already happened….

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