lol you will pee ur pants when you read this lol_______l?

Question by ramdom will: lol you will pee ur pants when you read this lol_______l?
One snowy day, the teacher decided that she was going to let the students go out to recess early to play

But, before they could, they would have to answer a question. Johnny is super excited to go out for recess

Early and is determined to answer the question first.

The teacher asked, “Who said, ‘Four score and seven years ago…’?”

Johnny knew the asnwer but before Johnny could raise his hand, Martha yelled out, “Abraham Lincoln.”

“Very good Martha,” the teacher said. “You may go outside.”

Next the teacher asked, “Who said, ‘Ask not what your country can do for you, but what you can do for your

Country.’?”
Johnny knew this one too but before he could get the words out Suzie yelled, “JFK!”

“Very good Suzie,” the teacher said. “You may go outside.”

“Alright,” the teacher said, “Who can tell me who said, “I have a dream.”

Johnny opened his mouth to say the answer, but Carrie said, “Martin Luther King, Jr!”

By this time, Johnny was very angry and yelled, “Man, I wish these b*tches would just keep their mouths shut!”

The teacher turned around and demanded, “Who said that?”

To which Johnny replied, “Tiger Woods. Can I go outside now?”

Best answer:

Answer by JudgeLestyeBeJudged
I didn’t pee MY pants but I did pee my neighbors pants.

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