Q&A: Hilarious Joke must read!?

Question by SupportOurTroops!ILoveYouL&R!: Hilarious Joke must read!?
It is near the Christmas break of the
school
year. The students have
turned in all their work and there is
really
nothing more to do. All the
children are restless and the teacher
decides to
have an early
dismissal.
Teacher: “Whoever answers the questions I
ask,
first and correctly can
leave early today.”
Little Johnny says to himself “Good, I
want to
get outta here. I’m smart
and will answer the question.”
Teacher: “Who said ‘Four Score and Seven
Years Ago’?”
Before Johnny can open his mouth, Susie says,
“Abraham Lincoln.”
Teacher: “That’s right Susie, you can
go home.”
Johnny is mad that Susie answered the
question
first.
Teacher: “Who said ‘I Have a
Dream’?”
Before Johnny can open his mouth, Mary says,
“Martin Luther King.”
Teacher: “That’s right Mary, you
can go.”
Johnny is even madder than before.
Teacher: “Who said ‘Ask not, what
your country
can do for you’?”
Before Johnny can open his mouth, Nancy
says,
“John F. Kennedy.”
Teacher: “That’s right Nancy, you may
also
leave.”
Johnny is boiling mad that he has not been able
to answer to any of the
questions.
When the teacher turns her back Johnny
says, “I
wish these b*tches would
keep their mouths shut!”
The teacher turns around: “NOW WHO SAID
THAT?”
Johnny: “TIGER WOODS. CAN I GO NOW?”

Best answer:

Answer by like a melody:)
hahahahahaahaha
i didnt even laugh

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