Q&A: When Atheist are constipated do they scream “SWEET JESUS, OH GOD!” or do they say “AHH, Charles Darwin”?

Question by Veronica: When Atheist are constipated do they scream “SWEET JESUS, OH GOD!” or do they say “AHH, Charles Darwin”?

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Answer by Pull My Finger
I usually eat more fiber.

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