Help with quote or slogan to put on back of National Honor Society (NHS) shirt?
Posted On April 8, 2011
Question by Salem Rox My Sox!: Help with quote or slogan to put on back of National Honor Society (NHS) shirt?
Were designing a shirt for National Honor Society in my school and we want to come up with something snappy, funny, and appropriate to put on it. Something like this quote by Bill Gates :
“Be nice to nerds. Chances are you’ll end up working for one”. This was used last year, I want something different but still funny. And it has to have something to do with being smart or an honor student, or geek.
Answer by Rue
“There’s a big world out there. Bigger than prom, bigger than high school, and it won’t matter if you were the prom queen or the quarterback of the football team or the biggest nerd. Find out who you are and try not to be afraid of it.”
“What was previously perceived as nerdy is now viewed as original. What I like about nerdiness, geekiness, is it doesn’t really matter what you’re into – it just means you’re not a follower.”
“I am learning to forgive my inner geek, and even value him as a free man.”
“I’m still a geek on the inside, that’s the important thing.”
Oh, and this is way too long to fit on a T-shirt, but I just had to include it:
“Michael Jordan having “retired,” with million in endorsements, makes 8,100 a day, working or not.
If he sleeps 7 hours a night, he makes ,000 every night while visions of sugarplums dance in his head.
If he goes to see a movie, it’ll cost him .00, but he’ll make ,550 while he’s there.
If he decides to have a 5-minute egg, he’ll make 8 while boiling it.
He makes ,415/hr more than minimum wage.
He’ll make ,710 while watching each episode of Friends.
If he wanted to save up for a new Acura NSX (,000) it would take him a whole 12 hours.
If someone were to hand him his salary and endorsement money, they would have to do it at the rate of .00 every second.
He’ll probably pay around 0 for a nice round of golf, but will be reimbursed ,390 for that round.
Assuming he puts the federal maximum of 15% of his income into a tax deferred account (401k), his contributions will hit the federal cap of 00 at 8:30 a.m. on January 1st.
If you were given a penny for every 10 dollars he made, you’d be living comfortably at ,000 a year.
He’ll make about .60 while watching the 100 meter dash in the Olympics, and about ,600 during the Boston Marathon.
While the common person is spending about for a meal in his trendy Chicago restaurant, he’ll pull in about 00.
This year, he’ll make more than twice as much as all U.S. past presidents for all of their terms combined. Amazing, isn’t it?
If Jordan saves 100% of his income for the next 450 years, he’ll still have less than Bill Gates has today.
Game over. Nerd wins.”
I hope I helped!
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