little johnny joke! star if you like=]?

Question by count olaf: little johnny joke! star if you like=]?
It is near the end of the school year. There is really nothing to do. The teacher says, “Whoever answers these questions first can leave.”
Little Johnny says to himself, “Good, I want to get outta here, I’m smart and will answer the question”.
The teacher asked, “Who said Four Score and Seven Years Ago?
Before Johnny could speak, Jay said, “Abraham Lincoln”.
The teacher said, “That’s right Jay. Adios.” Johnny was MAD.
The teacher asked, “Who said, ‘I Have a Dream’?” Before Johnny could speak, Mary said, “Martin Luther King”.
The teacher said, “That’s right Mary. You can go”. Johnny was even MADDER.
The teacher asked, “Who said Ask not, what your country can do for you?” Before Johnny could speak, Carol said, “John Kennedy”. The teacher said, “That’s right Carol, bye”. Johnny was BOILING MAD.
Then the teacher turned her back, and Johnny said,
“I wish these women would keep their mouths shut”.
The teacher asked, “WHO SAID THAT?”
Johnny said, “BILL CLINTON, CAN I GO NOW?

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Answer by LivetoPlease
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