Q&A: HELP ME SOLVE THE MYSTERY PLEASE: Why in the name of the Universe did I add “Ivanka Trump” as a Contact?

Question by < I >: HELP ME SOLVE THE MYSTERY PLEASE: Why in the name of the Universe did I add “Ivanka Trump” as a Contact?
Am I trying to buy Real Estate at a discount?

Am I hoping to appear on The Apprentice?

Am I star struck?

Do I feel more important inside, knowing I’m hopelessly associated with a “celebrity’s” avatar/picture?

Am I being surreptitiously manipulated by Y!A propaganda?

Am I becoming a puppet in Donald’s insidious Master Play?

Is it her hair?

Am I waiting for her to call me or pick me from the crowd?

Am I desperately in love?

Is it her “babe factor”?

Am I hoping to marry into fame and fortune?

Is it her dad’s comb-over?

Is it a Rosie O. curse?

WHY? WHY? WHY did I stoop so LOW?

WHY do I have Ivanka Trump as a Contact??? 🙂

Best answer:

Answer by Prncss-Prple
It is all of the above. Maybe you were drunk at the time too. It’s okay, you can delete contacts. 😉

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