Q&A: I dont get these jokes!!?

Question by avatarfree: I dont get these jokes!!?
In a Park Avenue office building, Trump gets into an empty elevator alone. Five stories later, the doors open and a woman enters. The doors close and the elevator continues carrying both of them upward.

The woman, a gorgeous 24-year old statuesque blonde, turns to him. “Excuse me,” she says. “Are you Donald Trump?”

“Yes.”

The woman pushes a button to stop the elevator between floors. “Oh Mr. Trump,” she says. “I’ve been in love with you since I was 13. I want to get down on my knees and give you a blow job right now.”

“Yeah,” said Trump, “What’s in it for me?”

AND

a guy getting into a cab in Boston and asking “Where can I get scrod?” The cabbie replies “Brother, I’ve heard that question asked in every way imaginable, that’s the first time anyone’s asked me in the subjunctive pluperfect.”

Best answer:

Answer by Kassia
i dont get the last one, but the first one, he’s getting a bl*wjob and hes asking whats in it for him.

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